it’s a cause that hits home. his grandfather died of prostate cancer, his dad went through prostate cancer and goldberg himself was treated successfully for early-stage prostate cancer in 2023 and continues to be monitored. prostate cancer is the most common cancer among canadian men and he encourages his patients to get tested.
there are no dad jokes or one-liners in the book, but years’ worth of more elaborate adult jokes that he’s adapted for his “cement time” performances.
dr. david goldberg, left, rehearses all his material with his wife who is also his censor to keep the jokes “relatively clean,” he says.
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cement time? in orthopedic surgery, a type of bone cement is used to fix joint replacement prostheses to host bone for procedures like hip or knee replacements.
goldberg’s comedy routine all started when an orthopedic surgeon that he assists in the or two days a week told him to entertain the or team while they had to wait for the cement to dry during surgery. “on one of the first days when i’m still not really a known entity, i’m just a guy there that’s assisting, he says, ‘goldberg, one of your responsibilities as a surgical assist is to entertain the room during cement time.’ while you’re waiting for the cement to harden, you can’t do anything. so the whole room goes silent, and you don’t want people losing their focus and not having everyone on the same page.”
the surgeon suggested that he sing a song, tell a story or joke, or do a craft. for his craft-making demo, he worked quickly with the leftover bone cement to create sculpture and pottery for the amusement of the surgeon, anesthesiologist, nurses, radiation technologist, and often medical and nursing students as well.
but, like everything, the novelty wears off and the crowd wants something new. so, after a good run of cement artworks, he tried telling a couple of jokes and he was a hit.
“having about the same level of immaturity, derek, the surgeon that i work with, we are now inseparable. in fact, when we work together, i think a lot of the people who come to our room come for the entertainment value of just watching the two of us bickering like an old married couple, which we do all day long,” he laughs. that backdrop makes his cement time jokes even better.