he added: “we hope you will have us. although we are not large in terms of population, we do have about 777,777 people, which is not only lucky but it would not make us the least populous canadian province. i think we have a lot to offer canada, and we already know we would be a lot better off as part of canada than as part of a country led by crazy people.”
the region’s population would make it canada’s third-smallest province, roughly tied with new brunswick, which numbered 775,610 people in the 2021 census. it would also be
contiguous with the rest of canada, as it abuts quebec to the north, and ontario to the northwest, with several crossing points between what are now two nations.
if the district were amalgamated into canada, existing maps could presumably be redrawn with a sharpie. also, its inclusion of the adirondacks would mean canada would own both regions after which outdoor chairs are named. (the other being muskoka.)
however, before canadians get too excited at the prospect of increasing the nation’s size, it’s worth noting that grayson has a history of supporting lost causes. in 1982 he ran for a seat on the
town council of davie, florida, on a platform advocating that the town’s horses be given the right to vote. he lost.